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Joke of the Day

"If I was a germ, I'd probably be from the 0.01% that Purell can not kill."

"I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!"

"Did you know that AC/DC made the longest song ever? It lasted 12 albums"

"You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, ""I'm fine"" than when you are flying on an airplane."

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"

"if you fap on a plane is it hijacking?"

"How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points."

"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? (Wait for it...)"

"Why are the old trees always yelling? They were all petrified."

"A Las Vegas joke Criss Angel"