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Joke of the Day
"I call my weed the Quran... Because burning that shit will get you stoned"
Next Joke
"I can't find the thing that I fuck every day, so I asked the kids.... Apparently the dog died two days ago."
"What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate? ""Ecru, Brute?"""
"What did they say about both the winner and the loser of the sock-pairing competition? His pairs are unmatched!"
"Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower? Because of the towel ban"
"Have you noticed that ""LOL"" has gone from meaning, ""laugh out loud"" to ""I don't fuckinig have anything else to say""."
"Looks like Erdogan had to quit... ...cold Turkey. [](/rimshot)"
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram!"
"Gets in shower Washes hair Thinks about a tweet Forgets if washed hair Washes hair Gets out of shower Forgets tweet"
"Some people say Steve Jobs died to early... but I'd say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life"