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Joke of the Day
"Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don't know the words."
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"I love babies cause they just cry upon waking up and it's so honest"
"sorry ladies, just changed my Facebook relationship status from ""Single"" to ""Costco Member"""
"I'LL TAKE TEN OF YOUR FINEST MIDGETS! THEY MUST BE CLEVER CONVERSATIONALISTS & KNOW HOW TO PARTY. ... ""...Ma'am, this is a preschool..."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."
"ITALIAN FOOD WHAT IS AN ITALIAN LESBIANS FAVORITE FOOD? CUNNINGLINGUINI !"
"Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral? He touched a lot of people."
"Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those fuckers live forever."
"So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""We don't serb your kind!"""
"A dog will never borrow money from you, and that's why he's man's best friend."