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Joke of the Day

"ITALIAN FOOD WHAT IS AN ITALIAN LESBIANS FAVORITE FOOD? CUNNINGLINGUINI !"

"In case you're thinking about having a kid, my daughter just threw a tantrum because I wouldn't let her watch me poop."

"56% of Brazil is Covered In Rainforest The rest is covered by Manuel Neuer"

"What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS? How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator."

"Trinity: ""I really can't stay."" Neo: ""Baby it's code outside."""

"Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas? It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's"

"Receptionist: So you're here about your carpal tunnel huh..fill out these 20 forms and press hard so the copies are clear"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says ""whoa there, little guy! Didn't you see the sign? No mushrooms allowed!"" The mushroom says ""why not?! I'm a fun guy!"""

"What do you call your Mexican crush? Juan Andonle"

"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"