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Joke of the Day
"I love babies cause they just cry upon waking up and it's so honest"
Next Joke
"Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in November? Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
"I searched in Google ""How do I know if my wife is a witch"". You could've just asked me! - she yelled from the kitchen."
"Two hefty guys are drinking in the pub, one says ""Your round."""
"What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say? Who cures?"
"Why are most cemeteries fenced in? Because everyone is dying to get in"
"Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created."
"I'm at my sexiest when I find the grown out patch of hair on the outside of my ankle I missed with the razor the last 17 times I shaved."
"This man says to his friend"" I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."""
"Yeah I got a job at Coca Cola... It's sodapressing."