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Joke of the Day

"I'LL TAKE TEN OF YOUR FINEST MIDGETS! THEY MUST BE CLEVER CONVERSATIONALISTS & KNOW HOW TO PARTY. ... ""...Ma'am, this is a preschool..."""

"One hair in my soup Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre!"

"What did the ventriloquist say to their friend? Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist."

"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"

"I just want to be rich enough where I snap my fingers and 7 people fight over who gets to make me my next grilled cheese."

"How come Notepad has no street cred? It can't wrap."

"I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy."

"When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs"

"""So, how was your week off ill?"", asked the co-worker to his Scottish counterpart. ""Aye, was okay lad, but it was only a wee cough""."