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Joke of the Day

"What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car."

"What would you do if a kid in your class jumped out of set and took of his shirt, then ran out of the class and hoped onto a segway."

"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."

"""I'm not washing it, I'm just gonna shove it in a pony."" If you're a girl, that sentence is actually ok."

"What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda? One of them is a cunning runt."

"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."

"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."

"Why do blind people not skydive? Scares the living shit outa their dogs!"

"Does the Ku Klux Klan hold a 3k run every year as a fund raiser? Shouldn't they? I mean, they are racists after all. The publicity just writes itself."

"Yes, Firefox. I will abort the script but only to save the life of the web page."