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Joke of the Day

"What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games? IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES"

"Me: I'd kill for a body like that Them: well by monitoring your calorie intake and daily exercise you c- Me: yeah I'd rather kill"

"I can prove to you that electronics are powered by smoke... by the irrefutable fact that they stop working when the smoke leaks out!"

"Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?"

"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."

"What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach? ....Sandy ego."

"Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money."

"6: I'm going outside to play. Me: Stay in your own yard. 6: Define ""my own yard"" Me: .... have fun. So her mother's child."

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He doesn't want to get nailed to the Boards."