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Joke of the Day

"Me: I'd kill for a body like that Them: well by monitoring your calorie intake and daily exercise you c- Me: yeah I'd rather kill"

"Dear Oral-B You forget the J"

"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"

"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"

"If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals."

"Flung my bra across the room and it sailed right into the drawer, if any of you are looking to start a basketball team that uses bras."

"There are 10 types of people ... Those who understand binary and those who dont !"

"The other day I saw a sign on my street for a garage sale ...but I didn't go. I already had a garage."

"Did you hear about the gay guy that fell into a coma? It's the first reported case of a fruit becoming a vegetable."

"*Tries to go into debt* DEBT: I have a boyfriend"