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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He doesn't want to get nailed to the Boards."
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"I know some scientists who worked on LIGO. I am so glad to gravitate around people who make waves."
"What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? Thanks for opening my mind."
"Girls are like an internet virus... ...they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile..."
"Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money."
"Hey dude, want some sodium hypobromite? NaBrO, I'm good."
"Sometimes I wake up moody... The other times, i let her sleep."
"Sometimes I put my cat in the sunroom hoping the coyote who lives out back will charge at it and bounce off the glass."
"Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named ""Insects Rabbit"" and his catchphrase was, ""What is transpiring, Physician?"""
"Jamiroquai because Jamirosad."