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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy."
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"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"
"Don't trust atoms They make up everything"
"You know you're an alcoholic when... ...your local liquor store is moving and they come to your house for boxes."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake all fall off a cliff... Ba-dumm-tss"
"Throwing Viagra in the milk so Santa has a hard time getting back up the chimney. Use a front door like everyone else asshole!"
"""Can we have 'Punctuation Sex' tonight?"" I asked the wife. ""What do you mean, 'Punctuation Sex?"" she queried. ""It's where I put my semi in your colon ..."""
"What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion? an electron"
"Tony Abbot"
"Today we are offering the twin tower special... Two can dine for $9.11. Desert is $7.47 each."