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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny."
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"Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them dropped a nickel."
"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."
"What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude"
"I'm studying Feminism at my university It basically covers different periods in history."
"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."
"Why did the H kill himself? Because the G had."
"why is a divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do."
"Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?"""