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Joke of the Day

"I See your 7 year old jokes and I raise my own, What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station? A Whale Way"

"Bad Zoo I went to a one time and the only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"I've just been rushed to A&E after swallowing some lego.... The doctor's don't seem worried but i'm shitting bricks"

"If I was a villain, my weapon would be a fan and a bag of eyelashes for blinding superheroes I'm a villain, don't ask how I get my weapons"

"a man walks into a bar ouch"

"How do you say ""virgin"" in Dutch? Goodentight"

"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist."

"Why is there the occasional black Jew? Because Hilter kept them in the oven for too long."

"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk, we go to parties."

"Act Like a Lady Think Like a Man Most importantly, talk in irrelevant cliches."