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"It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do."
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"People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)"
"I'am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone"
"[Describing the adjective thief to a sketch artist] Sketch Artist: Can you describe what he looked like? Me: Not anymore I can't"
"I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind."
"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"
"Belgium is a leading producer of beer, chocolate, and weapons. I picture a country full of very well-armed fat people. Another one, I mean."
"Everyone's awkward shines a little brighter on an elevator."
"Apparently just sitting here on my new lawn furniture drinking my Vodka & minding my business is disturbing to other Target guests."
"Did you hear about the time that /u/poem_for_your_sprog and /u/ShittyJokeExplainBot got into trouble? It was a shticky situation. I'll show myself out."