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Joke of the Day
"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."
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"""You never tell me you love me,"" said my girlfriend. I said, ""That's because you never ask."" She said, ""Do you want me to?"" ""Go for it,"" I replied. She said, ""Do you love me?"" I said, ""No."""
"My grandma bought my grandpa a new pair of pants. When she asked how they fit, he responded ""like a cheap castle. There's no ball room."""
"What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common? I bang them both on my coffee table at night."
"What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear? A cheeseburka"
"What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere? rock"
"I just started a business operating charter flights Business is really taking off"
"I was going to tell a time travel joke... but you didn't like it."
"What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend? When she says she thinks of you like a brother."
"Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car? To cut the corners!"