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Joke of the Day
"What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine? Das Jude"
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"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"
"How to annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"
"I heard Samsung is making a feature film They're calling it Total Recall."
"I keep a length of dental floss inside my perpetually furrowed brow."
"I genuinely want Trump to become the President. I've always wanted to see a president assassinated!"
"A woman astronaut.. A woman astronaut calls her base: -Houston we have a problem. -What is it? -Nothing..."
"People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays... But everyone I know has a Mac"
"Bill Gates is so rich... he hired cancer to kill Steve Jobs."
"What type of cheese is strong? Shredded cheese."