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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when ur mom doesn't know the words to a song so she screams ""HAIL SATAN"" & explodes"

"If you love someone, let them sleep."

"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."

"What's an Irish seven-course meal? A six-pack and a potato"

"When I was a kid my older brother dared me to take a bite of a Monopoly board. It was a little gamey."

"Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? You don't tell her anything anymore, you've already explained twice."

"I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work."

"what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents"

"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleavies."