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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad my office has this giant shredder because otherwise I don't know what I'd do with all this work."

"CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro Using the innovative 'Old age' technique"

"How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)"

"I went to a pot bar in Colorado this post weekend It was really a seedy joint."

"Kopi Luwak is supposed to be the finest coffee in the world. I don't agree. Its still shit!"

"I saw a BMW driver using their turning signal! But then I woke up from my dream."

"how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?"

"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."

"How many people need to die before we fix... ...this horrendous piano dropping problem!"

"What is the problem with high frequency? It Hertz"