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Joke of the Day
"I have found the secret to intradimensional travel"
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"Jesus came to me in a dream and asked me ""do you know how much I love you?"" ""This much"" he said and he spread his arms and died."
"Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here Obama: joe im on the phone Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to"
"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"
"Why was the Jolly Green Giant wrongly accused of being a pedophile? He'd been letting the kids use his dick for a bungee cord."
"What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !"
"A clairvoyant, palm-reading midget escaped from prison last night. You shoulda seen the headline in this morning's paper..... ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""
"Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills."
"Construction sites are dangerous places. I nearly blacked out holding in my stomach as I walked past one."
"*wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant* *she storms out upset* *I follow* Outside: ""DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!"" *high 5*"