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Joke of the Day

"Wanna have a little fun? Go to Facebook and post ""Anyone know a good lawyer?"" Then sit back and watch the speculation run wild!"

"A travelling salesman gets into a self driving car. ""Oh shit"" says the car"

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"

"I know a lesbian couple who used to breed fighting roosters they were the only lesbian couple in the world who raised cocks"

"Sneak into the employee bathroom at Target and make some violent alien noises, maybe leave a jellyfish in the toilet"

"What's the difference between very large building and pigeon? just one 's'. One is skyscraper and the other one is skycraper."

"Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers? They always miss the shot"

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [deleted]"

"Why do vegans hate themselves? They are animal products."

"My dad has the heart of a lion, And a lifetime ban from the zoo."