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Joke of the Day

"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"

"When is my wifes favorite day for sex? Tomorrow"

"Ok son, the bad news is, your dog died while u were at school. The good news however, I found a vape pen in a tree mmmm onion flavor"

"Ducky from NCIS clones himself and he and his clone walk into a bar and sit by Maverick's wingman at the bar...... The bartender walks up and says ""Duck...Duck....Goose..""."

"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."

"How do sharks like their steak? Whale-done :)"

"Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence? There was a full stop"

"What do you use to clear the air of stupid? A HERPA filter"

"You are riding a horse. There is a giraffe beside you and a lion chasing you. What do you do? You get your drunk ass off the carousel. Edit: *off Thanks captain."

"My gf could be a an NFL running back she will *not* go down."