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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in."""
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"I'd imagine homeless people aren't the biggest fans of little dogs wearing sweaters."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"
"Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced? There was no chemistry."
"BUSH AND BILL Jokes Q: Why was there so much confusion with the Secret Service after George W. Bush took over the White House? A: Because President Bill Clinton's code name was also ""Mr. Bush."""
"What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !"
"Windows 10 rollout"
"*at lawyer's office* Me: I want to divorce my idiot wife, she's seeing a surgeon *idiot wife pops out from under desk* that's so not true!"
"It's so awkward when a man texts you to come over and you have to pretend like you weren't already inside their house."
"What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !"