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Joke of the Day
"Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced? There was no chemistry."
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"Little Johnny The teacher came up to Johnny's desk and asked can you tell me what separates you from a monkey. Johnny said with confidence ""the desk""."
"Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance? He had his raisins..."
"Canada's got it right, when they don't want a citizen, they just convince them they have talent so they move to the US. #JustinBeiber"
"What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare? They're practically non existent."
"It's weird how in England the passenger drives the car"
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out"
"What do you call a nerd girl with big boobs? ...iRacky."
"What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head? A super-fish-oil wound"
"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."