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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !"
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"""Please! There's no need to interact with me. I'm just here to observe."" -me in every social situation"
"What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized."
"I give it 6 months before Banksy does a graffiti of the statue of liberty with the snapchat dogface filter on it"
"Why don't spies meet at bars. The beer is tapped. (Please develop this joke. I made it up last night whilst drinking, but nobody laughed.)"
"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q"
"What do Japanese people do when they have erections? Vote!"
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta... F*ck you guys this is funny to me."
"Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom."
"Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Sister : Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Brother : Because the people would think I am F**king you."