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"AN OPEN LETTER TO COFFEE Thanks."
"Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat."
"Find a penny Pick it up & all the day You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ..."
"Fred: We had a burglary last night and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks."
"Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs."
"The Donald walked into a bar.. by accident. Turned out to be a gay bar. Everyone came up trumps."
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"Why is Santa so Jolly? Because he knows where all the Naughty Girls live."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."