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Joke of the Day
"What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant? a b-r-r-r-r-ito"
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"Owls are just nocturnal pug birds"
"If it's true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"
"What is the ultimate definition of trust? Two cannibals going down on each other"
"How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ? She should play the lottery too !"
"In 8th grade I had to take care of an egg to teach me responsibility. That egg hatched, and I raised the chicken as my own. He was delicious"
"""Cool hand, Luke."" - Darth Vader, enviously"
"When is it alright to spit in a muslims face It never is"
"Astrogeologists: do telescope/remote sensing on distant objects. Astrologists: use horoscope/do not remotely make sense/object when dissed."
"I'm going to start a grocery store to compete with Food Lion I think I'll call it Nourishment Cheetah"