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Joke of the Day
"Owls are just nocturnal pug birds"
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"Door-to-door Christian guy: Jesus loves you. Me: Really? Just me? Him: Well, no. He loves everyone. Me: I don't have time for players."
"Is it okay to use everyday objects for anal stimulation? I'm sitting on the fence."
"Sometimes when I type my brother smashes my keyboard. But luckily it doesn't happen ofteklansiurbkjgnv hgaikuwh GI;OOR;KGHKJh klwhkjalhdhakjshdilBILWU HP KJn kjlgn"
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"
"It's embarrassing that 90% of my Google history is just words I wasn't sure how to spell, and yes I googled embarrassing."
"My lesbian neighbor got me a Rolex this year for my birthday... I think she misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch"""
"I saw a man 3 foot 3 outside my house looking for my utilities readings Turns out he was the metre man"
"What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks? Punchline"
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to your house!!! Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another: * Knock, Knock. * Who's There? * THE CHICKEN!!!"