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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why the marketing company started hiring pedophiles? They wanted to get in touch with this generation of children."

"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"

"what's the difference between two dicks and a joke you don't look like you could take a joke"

"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."

"Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things."

"me: Hi it is nice to meet u. I am Jeff date: Are u reading off notecards M: Yes sex at ur place sounds gr-wait crap these are out of order"

"The Breakfast Club: (1985) (1hr 37 mins) Not a single breakfast is had. Barely a club. Misleading. 1/10"

"Scientists have created a mutant version of the deadly 1918 Spanish flu virus in an effort to better understand how pandemics start. I'm not a scientist, but this is how pandemics start."

"What do you call a dragon that can't sit still? A wiggle wyrm."

"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"