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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between two dicks and a joke you don't look like you could take a joke"
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"WHY IS ASS RED BECASUE MY DAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND FUCKED MY ASS TILL IT WAS RED YOU FUCKING RETARDS"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clinton ! Clinton who ? Clinton your eye !"