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Joke of the Day

"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."

"There are only two things in this world visible from space. One is the Great Wall of China and the other is my pile of laundry."

"What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland? Pita Pan"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Apparently not four as my basement is still dark"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor"

"I just found a six pack in my room. Case closed"

"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? ""The Wall"" by Pink Floyd"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !"

"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Nobody can."