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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homesick Asian? Disoriented"
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"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."
"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."
"Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name."
"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."
"How did Moses make his tea in the morning? Hebrewed it."
"The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called ""The Fission Chips."""
"I ate too much bread at the Indian restaurant during lunch today. It was a naan issue."
"Why did the dog die? It had Barkinsons"
"My father got crushed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."