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Joke of the Day

"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"

"People say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat."

"I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know"

"How do you tell if a chick's too fat to f*ck? When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them."

"Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits. But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'."

"""I don't want to make a spectacle..."" Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job."

"What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke."

"ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)"

"My Home Internet Password 2kids1dog. Thats an orgy I don't want to be apart of."

"Bro:hey how are you? Me: eh, feeling stabby B: B:I'm afraid if I tell you that's not a real word you'll show me what it means. Me: smart"