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Joke of the Day

"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"

"Driving back from funeral yesterday: Stairway To Heaven *click* Tears In Heaven *click* Highway To Hell *click* Macarena! *leaves it*"

"If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly."

"What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight? Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah"

"What football position did the forever alone play? Left Out"

"Remember to check on your elderly neighbors to see if they have anything worth stealing."

"What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways? He died on the cross!"

"Why did Hitler really kill himself because he couldn't pay his gas bill"

"I've bought tickets to all One Directions upcoming gigs.They're not my cup of tea but the tickets say The Doors open at 7:15 and i love them"

"I always get nervous before injections so I shut my eyes. I usually end up stabbing the chair."