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Joke of the Day
"Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms..."
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"What is the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A catholic will say ""hello"" to you in the liquor store."
"Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face."
"What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired"
"Want to hear a broad generalization? All women are complicated."
"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."
"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."
"*hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*"
"Why is sperm white? Because it can swim"
"Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons? Half of them are lyin'."