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Joke of the Day
"What do you call little kids in Belgium? Brusselsprouts"
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"Sometimes I just like to switch off I think that's why I lost my job in the Intensive Care Unit"
"The Post Script by Adeline Extra"
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"What do you call a gay Jew? He-blew"
"A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken said.. ""dont do it man, you will never hear the end of it"""
"Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks."
"Now that I'm an overweight, nearly middle aged man, I'm considering bulimia more and more But I don't have the stomach for it."
"What do you call a group of nit picky redditors? A headache."