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Joke of the Day

"A duck was about to cross the road when a chicken said.. ""dont do it man, you will never hear the end of it"""

"Never trust an atom They make up everything"

"The company hates when I helicopter into work. It's always, ""zip up your pants and go see HR now!"""

"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."

"There are so many scary things in life: -fear -hate -murder -injustice -the woman in line behind me who just said ""boughten"""

"How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? Konichihuahua"

"I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer... Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for."

"What did the Russian tell his nervous Socialist Dictator at the amusement park? ""Quit Stalin and get on the ride!"""

"What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission? An ill-eagle"

"What should you do before cooking the vegetables? Remove the wheelchair"