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Joke of the Day

"The Post Script by Adeline Extra"

"What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids."

"What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant? Fetus Abortus!"

"When I die I want my Group project members to lower me into my grave. So they can let me down one last time."

"I ordered a pizza. I don't think the guy understood how to get here. Is it free if it's 5 years late?"

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."

"A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus"

"Hot air rises That explains why Donald Trump is so popular."