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Joke of the Day

"They called their son Honest Abe, because his father was honest. They called their daughter Bloody Mary..."

"I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired"

"I promised to stop making dirty jokes But it's hard..so hard."

"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bush ! Bush who ? Bush your money where your mouth is !"

"Are you the date? Because you're 10/10"

"How much to learn the thriller dance moves? ""Ma'am... this is senior citizens Zumba class!"""

"All these what? Whenever a Jamaican women talks about ""all these terrible shootings"" I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories."

"You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling"

"What do cannibals call shin meat? Below knee"