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Joke of the Day
"What did Cindarella say when she got to the ball? Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)"
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"(Dad joke warning) What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long? Nuttin'"
"What do you call Star Wars Spoilers? *Wookie*Leaks."
"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination."
"What do you get when you cross a donkey and a piece of onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear in your eyes."
"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""
"There are 3 types of people in the world... Those who can count and those who can't"
"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"
"My wife just bought toilet paper from Costco which is great because later today we're having 3,000 people over to take a shit."