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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Meat Packing CEO? He built his empire from the ground up. Ground up meat."

"Why don't Asians make good Knights? Because then there would be a chink in the armor."

"I'd say he was spineless. Yes about as spineless as cooked spaghetti."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"When is bingo harmless? When its B9!"

"What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"The perfect response to ""there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming"" ""Is it a search party?"" Ba-dum-tiss.."

"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"

"*bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?"

"I always keep an old key and a map with random X's all over it in my pocket so that shortly after my death occurs a treasure hunt ensues."