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Joke of the Day

"At the end of the day, no one needs to worried about the_donald's large scale of support None of them are old enough to vote anyway."

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"So excited to go and watch 'the Evil Dead' next week. Anyone else going to Thatcher's funeral? Bring 'em on! Post em all here."

"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? *noun the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*"

"What's the difference between Sin and Shame? It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out."

"What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody."

"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"

"Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures? All their luggage is carrion."

"Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type"

"How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal? handsfree"