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Joke of the Day

"Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures? All their luggage is carrion."

"My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on"

"Have you heard about the new German Microwave? I heard it can seat 10"

"The way I dealt with that unexpected cobweb to the face tells me I probably wouldn't have been much use in Vietnam."

"Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel."

"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."

"I don't understand how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and my wife can have 152 just for our house."

"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."

"Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like......Kidnappers asking to ""keep in touch"" after letting you go"

"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""