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Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really do taste like chicken!"

"If I was a police sketch artist I would be like ""is this the guy?"" And they would be like ""nope that's a barn"" because I can only draw barns"

"I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food."

"Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin? Because they were Russian!"

"I knew the Psychic was a phony as soon as she accepted my check."

"What gym did Socrates go to? The Y."

"I used to do drugs... i still do, but i also used to."

"A man... A man tried to catch fog, he mist"

"Pro Tip: Make sure you're physically fit when arguing with a mime. They speak the language of the body."

"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."