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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really do taste like chicken!"
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"What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t."
"What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast."
"INTERVIEWER: So, do you have any questions for me? ME: What's the Wi-Fi password? I: About the job M: What is the company Wi-fi password?"
"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows? They are making head lines everywhere"
"If vegetarians eat vegetables.... ....beware the Humanist!"
"wife: Did you get the cat out of the tree? me [bleeding] Wasn't a cat"
"What did the black hole say to the pulsar? I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation"
"What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater? That was the most violent book I've ever read.........."