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Joke of the Day
"What do Barack Obama and Tiger Woods have in common? They're both trying to screw everybody."
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"The Commandments 1) def don't kill 2) no stealing, obvs 3) don't say my name? idk 4) luv ur neighbs! 5) but don't LOVE-love them, that's bad"
"Tried to go for anal with my gf without talking about it She says, ""that's a dick move"""
"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"
"What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky? At yeast he's a fungi."
"My cat is an artist He drew blood"
"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."
"Did you hear the one they don't tell retards? NO? Oh well never mind then."
"The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy"
"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."