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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."
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"My wife felt guilty I found her using a vibrator. She said she was denying me my pleasure. She's using the batteries from the remote"
"The look on my husbands face while watching a Victoria's Secret commercial tells me exactly where all my catalogs went."
"What do you call Batman who skips church? Christian Bail"
"In his college years Jesus could turn oregano into weed"
"Did you hear about the HVAC technicians who got into an argument? At first it was heated, but they got some fresh air then things cooled off"
"A joke from 1892 ""...one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."""
"Read the tweet above this one and then the tweet below it. People paid FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER SHARE FOR THIS."
"Why is Wrestling similar to porn? because it's fun to watch when you're younger... but you get depressed when you're told it's fake."
"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."