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Joke of the Day
"One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book."
Next Joke
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester."
"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"
"There are two kinds of people in the world 1. Those that like black licorice. 2. Normal people."
"A stranger phoned me up last night asking me to meet him in the woods because he wanted to see my balls... Weirdo never showed up."
"Where do amputee's go out to eat? IHop."
"What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs."
"What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school? He went to Europe to study a-Broderick"
"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"
"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""