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Joke of the Day
"Where do amputee's go out to eat? IHop."
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"When my cat has an accident on the carpet, he hides to escape responsibility. It's a, ""shit and run""."
"Wanna Hear a Joke? My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... you see it fun because marriage is terrible."
"I often cry after sex. But in my defence, I use a pretty big onion."
"A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, ""I'll serve ya but don't start anything."""
"I'd have an extra 18 hours of free time every day if I lost my phone."
"What do you call a gaming double entendre? A Ninutendo"
"First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hour."
"A friend of mine just had a penis extension. And now his house looks really stupid. -Gary Delaney"
"What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights? Make blonde jokes!"