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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music? One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!"

"A piece of ham Ham is ham. The end"

"Why did the turkey walk across the road twice? He didn't want to be called chicken"

"I saw a woman at the fuel pump spill gasoline on her arm and then light a cigarette. The police arrested her for waving a firearm."

"What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline"

"Some people say I am an evil person. But thats not true. I have the heart of a sweet young girl, in a jar under my bed."

"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"

"If a red man lives in a red house, a blue man lives in a blue house..... a green man lives in a green house. Then who lives in the white house? A black man"

"*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more."