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Joke of the Day

"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""

"I stuck a firecracker up the cats butt! Mommy: Tommy, it's rectum. Tommy: I'll say it rectum! It blew 'em all to hell!"

"It's just not sanitary to let people get under your skin."

"Are you smarter than a 5th grader? Wait... Regular or Asian?"

"Saw this a while back There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those who do not."

"Me: Push! Grandkids: But, you're heavy. Me: What did the sign say? Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules."

"I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion."

"How do you reject a French girl? Just say neaux."

"If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the ""Paleo Diet,"" he'd kill you with a sharpened seashell"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !"