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Joke of the Day

"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""

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"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Tripping... J.K. Rowling"
"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"
"Why can't an IT guy be a doctor? Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"I wonder, if I say ""Hi"" to everyone on here, how many ""Hi's"" I get back? So let me say Hi...."
"Obama: Hello Amer- *feels a tug on his suit coat* What Joe?? Biden: What color should the lion be? Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*"
"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."
"Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it."
"How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle."
"Pulled this one on my son today. Son: Dad, today is palm Sunday. Me (Dad): Gimme some palm. *receives high five* Son: *not entertained*"