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Joke of the Day

"What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? 'Let us prey.'"

"Can someone get Trump a thesaurus, I can't listen to the same 23 words every day"

"How did Helen Keller burn her ear off She answered the iron"

"Size matters... My penis looks huge when it's next to a map."

"With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner."

"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? Talk about a meatier shower!"

"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."

"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar."

"A maternity ward was overflowing one national holiday It was Labor day"

"The Unabomber What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common? They were both fingered by their brother."