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Joke of the Day

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"What do you call a group of scientologist almonds? Nuts."

"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite meal? Strokin-off"

"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."

"What is the first thing a blind man says? My eyes! My eyes!"

"So my 10yr old & her friends were talkin about 'seizures' in class & this random kid yells out 'I LOVE their breadsticks!' Can I adopt him?"

"Why did the hipster fail chemistry? He thought the bond was ironic."

"Free range chicken is better. The false illusion of freedom before slaughter makes them extra tender."

"I used to be a banker... But then I lost interest."

"Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily?"