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Joke of the Day

"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"

"Do you know which End she was talking about? My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declared that at the end of her ruler is an idiot. I was suspended for a week for just asking which end!"

"I told my wife I was making venison for dinner.. She said ""oh, deer"""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? (Nsfw) I can't jelly my dick in your sisters ass!"

"Girl, are you Sodium Hydroxide? cause you basic."

"How did the astronaut land on the sun? He went at night."

"Wearing sunglasses while indoors let's everyone know you have no business making even minor life decisions."

"What's better than tennis? Elevenis"

"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right."

"The difference between an European that feels fat and an American that feels the same? The European goes to the gym, the American goes to Jim's."